Saturday, May 2, 2009

I sense a trend…


First Ghost Rider fought a helicipoter in his movie, and now I see reviews that call the helicopter fight in X-Men Origins: Wolverine is one of the highlights of the film.

Those Hollywood people are GENIUSES - why settle for super heroes fighting boring old super villains when they can fight HELICOPTERS!!! Maybe Marvel will do a Helicopter ongoing series?! That would be f-ing bad ass dude!!!

I heard a rumor that in Iron Man 2 they're upping the ante and he's going to fight a LAWNMOWER. And in the Thor movie he fights a tractor and Green Lantern is going to fight a school bus, but of course he can't win because school busses are YELLOW! Those fights sound so much cooler than if they fought Living Laser or the Destroyer or Sinestro - thank you Hollywood!!!

Eh, I wasn't going to see the movie anyways.

But I am going to Free Comic Book Day! Be sure to bring your kids and pick up a copy of my buddy Fred's free Wolverine comic because it's sure to be great and (most likely) 100% helicopter-free!

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